nothin gets me hyped like fairy lore
i told my dad the thing about how if you pour sugar in front of a fairy they like hAVE to pick up every single grain
so imagine maleficent being like “BEFORE THE SUN SETS ON HER SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY, SHE WILL–-” and king stefan’s like fuck this and just dumps a bunch of sugar in front of her and shes like “yo hold up i gotta count this shit”
I don’t think parents understand that the point of summer is to literally do nothing until you get so bored of doing nothing that you want to go back to school
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
THAT WAS NO ALIEN THEY FOUND— THAT WAS A FUCKING HOUSE ELF.
BadWolf!Rose in #66, requested by rosetylahinthetardis
still wondering how they made this movie
How human gender could be described.
So today I learned that in Russian, Harry Potter is actually “Garry Potter”.
And it amused me.
i dont like it when people add comments to my post so im making this post so you can add comments to it go nuts homies
one time my dad saw gay porn on the family computers Internet history so I told him it was our neighbor (it was me) and we had a big neighborhood meeting and that’s how my neighbor came out as a homosexual